Limerick

[Louis P. Burns aka Lugh]

Hahaha

Now I know what you two get up to in your spare time.

What about the vampires that are not sure of their sexuality?

Jox

Vampires are always certain of their sexuality. It's werewolves that haven't got a clue...

Cuh. Dear oh... I thought you'd have known that Jo ...

Now, go write 100 times:-

'Vampires are totally sussed sexually. It's werewolves who'll bite anyone'...

In your best handwriting ...

[Louis P. Burns aka Lugh]

One of my favourite limericks:-

there was a woman in Vancouver
who had an affair with a hoover
instead of a ....
it gave her a suck
and took her six weeks to recover

[upstate]

Can I just add? For me, don't know if it's the case for everyone else, but... I find limerick writing easiest when I've written the last line first.

Try that folks. Write the last line first then build up to it. That's the art of 'comedy' as well...

True story

[Louis P. Burns aka Lugh]

for an expendable president
By Louis P. Burns aka Lugh © 31st July, 2006. All Rights Reserved

if President George Bush was shot dead.
or knifed in the street by a crack-head.
would anyone care?
would they blink, would they stare?
or loudly laugh as the sick bastard bled?

[Louis P. Burns aka Lugh]

for an expendable president
By Louis P. Burns aka Lugh © 31st July, 2006. All Rights Reserved

if President George Bush was shot dead.
or knifed in the street by a crack-head.
would anyone care?
would they blink, would they stare?
or loudly laugh as the sick bastard bled?

hahahhahahahahaha

Channel 4 have it sorted ... Click the blue font above...

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