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Posted: Sun Jul 02, 2006 10:39 am
by Catherine Edmunds
My pleasure.
Mind you, I haven't a clue why I suggested adding 'then' to the fourth line. Doesn't need it... hmm...
Works without or with. Depends entirely on how you read it.
Posted: Sun Jul 02, 2006 11:52 am
by Louis P. Burns aka Lugh
Lol. This morning I sent a copy to one of my gay pals. He phoned me and laughed everytime he read it back to me. He also asked if he could share it with others.
So, how cool is that
?
I agree that 'then' could be left in or removed. Let's just leave it for now eh?
Right. Your turn to write one lol. I've ended up with a Limerick accent
...
Posted: Sun Jul 02, 2006 5:27 pm
by Catherine Edmunds
Okay, continuing the theme...
A lesbian vampire named Kay
Returned to her coffin one day
Awaiting her there
Was a sweetie called Claire
Who giggled and smirked like Fay Wray
Now Kay was amazed at her luck
It seemed she would have a good… oops. Sorry about this. Better stop.
Posted: Sun Jul 02, 2006 7:45 pm
by Louis P. Burns aka Lugh
hahahahahha
Excellent
Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2006 3:45 pm
by joanne chapman
Hahaha
Now I know what you two get up to in your spare time.
What about the vampires that are not sure of their sexuality?
Jox
Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2006 4:11 pm
by Louis P. Burns aka Lugh
jo wrote:Hahaha
Now I know what you two get up to in your spare time.
What about the vampires that are not sure of their sexuality?
Jox
Vampires are always certain of their sexuality. It's werewolves that haven't got a clue...
Cuh. Dear oh... I thought you'd have known that Jo
...
Now, go write 100 times:-
'Vampires are totally sussed sexually. It's werewolves who'll bite anyone'...
In your best handwriting
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Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2006 4:17 pm
by Louis P. Burns aka Lugh
One of my favourite limericks:-
there was a woman in Vancouver
who had an affair with a hoover
instead of a ....
it gave her a suck
and took her six weeks to recover
Posted: Tue Jul 04, 2006 2:42 am
by upstate
Can I just add? For me, don't know if it's the case for everyone else, but... I find limerick writing easiest when I've written the last line first.
Try that folks. Write the last line first then build up to it. That's the art of 'comedy' as well...
True story
for an expendable president. Louis P. Burns aka Lugh © 2006
Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2006 4:36 pm
by Louis P. Burns aka Lugh
for an expendable president
By Louis P. Burns aka Lugh © 31st July, 2006. All Rights Reserved- if President George Bush was shot dead.
or knifed in the street by a crack-head.
would anyone care?
would they blink, would they stare?
or loudly laugh as the sick bastard bled?
Posted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 1:35 pm
by Louis P. Burns aka Lugh
Lugh wrote:for an expendable president
By Louis P. Burns aka Lugh © 31st July, 2006. All Rights Reserved- if President George Bush was shot dead.
or knifed in the street by a crack-head.
would anyone care?
would they blink, would they stare?
or loudly laugh as the sick bastard bled?
hahahhahahahahaha
Channel 4 have it sorted 
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