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Poor, Peter Piper. Pickled his Pecker in Pickled Pepper some Prick Pickled but.., who's really to blame?

Who's Peter Piper?
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What's a Prick?
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What kind of Peppers did that Prick of a Pepper Pickler, Pickle?
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Who's a Prick?
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Where's the Prick that Pickles Peppers and Peter Piper's Pecker?
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How Big's a Peck?
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How Big's the Prick?
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Was it Peter Piper?
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If I buy advertising space on your website, can I be excused from this Prick 'Peter Piper', and his Puzzle of Peckers' in Pickled Peppers?
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(Thanks to Jo, one of our female members, this poll question has been added. This option can also be chosen by our gay members). Jo's question was; How big was the pickled pecker? SENSITIZE © option - Size doesn't matter it's the Pickling..!
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Post by joanne chapman »

Mmm, minds of your own you say? (!)

Not much good if it's pickled on top of your fridge, well is it?

Ok, I fucked up my last post, it was early, so sue me- that Irish accent didn't suit me any way.

Now, Is Peter Piper the prick that pickled peppers and did the pickled pepper come in contact with the missing pecker?
Could Peter Piper also be responsible for the pickle jar on the top shelf of your fridge?
Is the jar of pickles and (or) peckers for Christmas, if it is did he include the seasonal spices? If it is for christmas, who will get the pickle and who will get the pecker?

Who pissed on your lettuce? :lol:
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Post by Louis P. Burns aka Lugh »

jo wrote:Mmm, minds of your own you say? (!)

Not much good if it's pickled on top of your fridge, well is it?
No. You've misread my mind :P I said I keep my mind in a large * glass jar on the top shelf of my fridge. Anyone who knows me knows I keep my feet and hairbrush on the top of the fridge. Cuh..! Pah..! Tut..!
jo wrote:Ok, I fucked up my last post, it was early, so sue me- that Irish accent didn't suit me any way.
Very true. You write with a terrible Irish accent..! It's a fuckin' outrage missus..! You'se English are all the same..! Stayin' over there. Stealing our accents..! Fascists..! I've a good mind to write to my MP..!

  • Dear moi MP,

    Oi need representay-shon..! Dare's an English womin on moi forum who wroites wit da worst Oirish accent Oi've evvar heard.

    Oi tink she'd be after takin' over da world and Oi'm writin' to tell ye Oi'm outraged..!

    Pat sends her love and yer Mudder's got shingles.

    Aa'll da best.

    Me. Sure 'n' boi Gad sir! Grand wedder we're gettin'..! Oh t'iz..!
jo wrote:Now, Is Peter Piper the prick that pickled peppers and did the pickled pepper come in contact with the missing pecker?
See..? It's getting complicated now innit..? I told ya this would happen :wink:

To the very best of my knowledge Peter Piper is indeed a Prick. Well, I mean, anyone who pricks pickled pepper can't be all there in the head... He has to be a few gerkins * short of a full jar..! Know what I mean..?

The Pecker's not missing..! It's Pickled..! Pay attention and stop picking yer nose..!
jo wrote:Could Peter Piper also be responsible for the pickle jar on the top shelf of your fridge?
No. He's a character in some other wanker's tongue twister of a poem. I stopped him getting a kicking from the entire cast of Who Framed Roger Rabbit.

Sorriest day of my life.

He sings the most heartbreaking songs about lost pickled peckers and keeps the whole neighbourhood depressed. He makes guest appearances in my poems and I feed him ink through a straw on his days off.
jo wrote:Is the jar of pickles and (or) peckers for Christmas,
What are ye askin' me for..? I do this voluntarily and don't even get hot water for my cuppa soups..! I had considered striking once then remembered I was the boss...

Christmas. Yeah... Probably...
jo wrote:if it is did he include the seasonal spices?
Four. I'm eating the last one now. Tastes like cinnamon but there's bubbles coming outta my ears..!
jo wrote:If it is for christmas, who will get the pickle and who will get the pecker?
I know that one..! No wait. Dammit..! It's gone..!
jo wrote:Who pissed on your lettuce? :lol:
Eh..? :shock:

Agh they didn't..?

Did they..?

That's twice this week..!

Let it be known from this day forth:-

All Tomatoes Are Bastards..!

SING..!

A T A B..! All Tomatoes Are Bastards..!

A T A B..! All Tomatoes Are Bastards..!

A T A B..! All Tomatoes Are Bastards..!

* See..? Size does matter..! Ha..!
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Post by joanne chapman »

Im so glad yours is a large one, shame it's pickled. Not much good now I suppose. Nevermind always good to look at though. Do you have to wear those stilts and flippers to get to it?

Mines small and only pickled on Friday Soho nights...mmm...14 days to go..tehe

I can't help picking my nose, still looking for the marching powder I lost up there a few years ago.
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jo wrote:Do you have to wear those stilts and flippers to get to it?
Frequently. I'm contractually bound to wear them on wednesdays and fake fur coats with flip-flops on every second friday.
jo wrote:Mines small and only pickled on Friday Soho nights...mmm...14 days to go..tehe
Lucky sod..!
jo wrote:I can't help picking my nose, still looking for the marching powder I lost up there a few years ago.
A bloke once asked me if I picked my nose when I was younger. I said yes to which he replied; "Ya could've picked a better one"..!
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Post by joanne chapman »

Am I lucky for the small one or going to soho on the 17th?

I think 'Old Compton Street' can't be beaten on a Friday night.
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jo wrote:Am I lucky for the small one or going to soho on the 17th?
I haven't got a clue lol... Are you referring to St. Patrick's Day on the 17th? I've never worked that one out either. St. Patrick was apparently either French or Welsh... Fucker..! Comin' over here. Stealing our Paganism, chasing our snakes. He should be locked up wae a crucifix and three tone deaf nuns. That'd fix him..! :P
jo wrote:I think 'Old Compton Street' can't be beaten on a Friday night.
Sounds cool...
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