Heh heh, I must have missed it - glad you posted it here ROLFALMAO! I'm a Blunt hater with a passion! I wish his ex missus would come out and make a revenge song, either that or he chokes himself during one of his songs!Lugh wrote:Mitch Benn ~ I May Just Have To Murder James Blunt (Song)
- Been laughing my feckin' head off at this since Bearsizedfeat from the Mark Thomas Info site linked me to it on YouTube earlier on this week.
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Sunglasses and a constant supply of lemon tea Mike. Sorts dodgy accents and weird rays out over a six month period. Well, most accents. I still sound like a mad Irishman and I've been following the tips on the side of the box for ages now. Weird... Mind you, the rays don't get in anymore so can't complain too muchdanimik wrote:'Ere, watchitmate, I've got long 'air and a leaver jackit, innit. Not got no bike no more - 'er as wot 'as the last word, 'ad the last word on that. Knows a bloke wot got an Ariel wot he dun up hiself in his g'rige. I' hopin' he'll let me 'ave a go on it when the wominfolk is gassin'.
Mindju, my leavers are pre '80 an' me 'air goes back even furver - 'specially now wot it is receding towards the crown. I told 'em vat helmets wos a bad idea...
who's gonna run you 'ome
when you'se pissed
who's gonna nick your tart
when you'se arsed
oh, them wos the days, my fren', we fought they'd never en' we'd sing and dance...
Sorry, interference again. I must get myself another thicker tinfoil skull cap. The rays seem to be getting through this one, and I can't think straight.
...Just noticed that you only have the one title above your picture Mike (Poet). Would you like this updated? Just say yes and what you want it to say and I'll make it so mate...
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Heh heh, I must have missed it - glad you posted it here ROLFALMAO! I'm a Blunt hater with a passion! I wish his ex missus would come out and make a revenge song, either that or he chokes himself during one of his songs!
Welcome aboard the Good Ship Sensitize where people are people and sheep are accountants. It's true. Unknown to all you decent folk on here, I have a field full of sheep working on money-making schemes and chatting on phones to potential sponsors. Another tactic of their's is to hijack cars and flog them for spare parts. Here's a picture of them at work yesterday:-
They crap all over the place and the racket they make is no-one's business but that said, they still sound better than James Blunt. Oh, how I hate that bloke...
You might be alarmed by this post and think we're all completely bonkers. We're not. No wait. (Coff!) Feck. We are all completely bonkers but still not as mad as Mr. Dave Marmite (spacecadet / Loki's Disciple) on here. He ropes people into comedy threads and turns reality into mayhem. Be advised he's a writer of comic genius the like of which is talked about the length and breadth of t'interweb... Delph's the only sane one among us...
Right. That's enough bollocks outta me. Enjoy yourself mate. Good to see you here
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I've clearly lost the plot Delph. Quick, ring the funny farmdelph_ambi wrote:I like James Blunt.
What was that you were saying about me being the only sane one here, Lugh? Hmm?
...I think if you get a chance to see his interview on the Richard & Judy Show, you'll see through him mate. He's an obnoxious bore and in my opinion, marketed as a do-gooder for the masses... The bloke's got no soul... Vital for musicians and artists of all kinds...
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Yeah, but JFK also got a 'magic bullet' assassination.delph_ambi wrote:According to Wikipedia, this was James Blunt's reaction to his inclusion in Dictionary of cockney rhyming slang:
"John F. Kennedy got an airport named after him - I got my favorite part of the female anatomy".
Now, if only someone would be that creative with Blunt.
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I wonder how Gareth Hunt feels about having his crown usurped. He's probably as annoyed as Brad Pitt.delph_ambi wrote:According to Wikipedia, this was James Blunt's reaction to his inclusion in Dictionary of cockney rhyming slang:
"John F. Kennedy got an airport named after him - I got my favorite part of the female anatomy".
You mean like a "wondering basball bat"?Lugh wrote:Yeah, but JFK also got a 'magic bullet' assassination.
Now, if only someone would be that creative with Blunt.
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You mean like a "wondering basball bat"?
, but i would be better if it wandered 
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how about a wandering tour bus that just 'accidentally' slips into gear at the wrong moment...
or a lightening struck oak tree deciding to fall onto a passing vehicle...
or an insane donkey with rabies trampling to death a wondering singer songwriter with a military background...
or being stoned to death by cd's thrown by wondering wandering rock fans...
or ...
or a lightening struck oak tree deciding to fall onto a passing vehicle...
or an insane donkey with rabies trampling to death a wondering singer songwriter with a military background...
or being stoned to death by cd's thrown by wondering wandering rock fans...
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You're getting excited at the prospect of Blunt being punished for his crimes. Mike, blokes like him get away with it everytime. It's a tragedy and one that will never be put to rights. My suggestion; throw DVD's and Virgin Megastore staff at him as well...danimik wrote:how about a wandering tour bus that just 'accidentally' slips into gear at the wrong moment...
or a lightening struck oak tree deciding to fall onto a passing vehicle...
or an insane donkey with rabies trampling to death a wondering singer songwriter with a military background...
or being stoned to death by cd's thrown by wondering wandering rock fans...
or ...
Hardly anything Dave. Depends on where you smoke it. I mean. If you were to smoke in calm English countryside by a slow moving canal, you'd never get there. However, smoke it in Iran when you're meant to be working and you'll be stoned to death in minutes... Interesting. Very interesting...spacecadet wrote:How much do you have to smoke to be stoned to death?
Smoking beside oil tankers or in petrol stations can also, at times, lead to death...
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Mitch Benn - Crimes Against Music
Mitch Benn - Crimes Against Music.
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- Folks. If you have the dosh and want to hear lyrics that will stir you in all the right ways, and I'm referring in particular to a song called; Waving At The Poor. Buy this CD.
I was completely moved by the lyrics when I read them on another forum I visit. So much so that I will be ordering a copy of this album on Monday
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