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Why are Christians afraid of Dildoes or Vibrators?

They don't like it up em? lol
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Worried about what the neighbours will say, if spotted in the sexshop?
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Worried about husbands or wives nicking em?
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Don't like the current cost of batteries?
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Why are Christians afraid of Dildoes or Vibrators?

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I can't understand what the problem is with sex shops/toys etc.

Ain't got none myself but am partial to a uniform. Well, lots of different uniforms really.

As life can't go on without sex, what's the problem?
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Sorry the above post should read Dildoes or vibrators....
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jo wrote:Sorry the above post should read Dildoes or vibrators....
Sorted. See above ;)
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Lugh wrote:
jo wrote:Sorry the above post should read Dildoes or vibrators....
Sorted. See above ;)
Cheers, you know what us blondes are like.

So whats ya vote then?
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jo wrote:I can't understand what the problem is with sex shops/toys etc.

Ain't got none myself but am partial to a uniform. Well, lots of different uniforms really.

As life can't go on without sex, what's the problem?
I've never worked it out myself lol. Everyone of us, except 'Dolly the Sheep' was brought into the world with a good old romp. Sex is healthy, natural and extremely good fun.

Uniforms are a bit odd though. Doesn't it cause you problems when there's a riot and loads of cops turn up..? :P
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Lugh wrote:
jo wrote:I can't understand what the problem is with sex shops/toys etc.

Ain't got none myself but am partial to a uniform. Well, lots of different uniforms really.

As life can't go on without sex, what's the problem?
I've never worked it out myself lol. Everyone of us, except 'Dolly the Sheep' was brought into the world with a good old romp. Sex is healthy, natural and extremely good fun.

Uniforms are a bit odd though. Doesn't it cause you problems when there's a riot and loads of cops turn up..? :P
Never been to a riot, will have to try one (or cause one). Nah, wouldn't cause a problem have you seen the shape of most coppers, it's a waste of a good uniform - should be banned. :lol:

It has to be someone nice in a uniform, I'm very fussy.
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I know that the JW's up until very very recently had all manner of prohibition on various sexual acts, and it was a manditory requirement for anyone practicing these acts to confess and face potential expulsion as a result.

It was only after legal threats in the US that these edicts began to get quietly dropped under the heading of "new light"....
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the_leander wrote:I know that the JW's up until very very recently had all manner of prohibition on various sexual acts, and it was a manditory requirement for anyone practicing these acts to confess and face potential expulsion as a result.

It was only after legal threats in the US that these edicts began to get quietly dropped under the heading of "new light"....
The confessional box or its equivalent at a JW church must've been a scream. 'He swung from the chandeliers with a red PVC suit and gimp-mask on. He entered me and it was good. Oh so gooooooood'..! - She kissed me all over my body. She smelled of perfume and was dressed in a way that did pleaseth the eye. She was more tender than Gawd'..!

Silly feckers..!

'New Light' - How did they come up with that one? Were they sitting there, reading through lists of past 'sins' from former Jehovah Witnesses, gasping and tutting but secretly getting turned on while playing with themselves? Did they temporarily 'go blind' from orgasm and then see everything in a new light?

How can anyone that briefly pro-creates while feeling disgusted by the act and the shame at not spending more time saving souls, really tell someone else how to love?
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I hope my JW lady don't read through my list of past sins. She'd be a long time. :twisted:
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jo wrote:I hope my JW lady don't read through my list of past sins. She'd be a long time. :twisted:
When they call here I just tell them to piss off and give my head peace... I find that sorts things out nicely. Haven't had any complaints from them anyway...

What these people, from all these different religions are actually saying is;

'My imaginary friend / higher self doesn't like the choices you make or the person you are'...

They're downright fucking rude and possibly insane. If someone walked up to you anywhere else and said;

'I don't like you. I think you're disgusting'

or some other equally condescending phrase, wouldn't you say, 'fair enough' and leave or ask them to leave? It's all draped in myth and promises of spiritual cleanliness, but it's elitest seperatism in motion...
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Lugh wrote:
jo wrote:I hope my JW lady don't read through my list of past sins. She'd be a long time. :twisted:
When they call here I just tell them to piss off and give my head peace... I find that sorts things out nicely. Haven't had any complaints from them anyway...

What these people, from all these different religions are actually saying is;

'My imaginary friend / higher self doesn't like the choices you make or the person you are'...

They're downright fucking rude and possibly insane. If someone walked up to you anywhere else and said;

'I don't like you. I think you're disgusting'

or some other equally condescending phrase, wouldn't you say, 'fair enough' and leave or ask them to leave? It's all draped in myth and promises of spiritual cleanliness, but it's elitest seperatism in motion...
I have lots of people tell me I'm disgusting, it's my trademark.

I thought it was women that got PMT...what do you give your paperboy for christmas, newspapers to recycle?

My JW lady don't know the truth..tehe :lol:
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Lugh wrote:
the_leander wrote:I know that the JW's up until very very recently had all manner of prohibition on various sexual acts, and it was a manditory requirement for anyone practicing these acts to confess and face potential expulsion as a result.

It was only after legal threats in the US that these edicts began to get quietly dropped under the heading of "new light"....
The confessional box or its equivalent at a JW church must've been a scream. 'He swung from the chandeliers with a red PVC suit and gimp-mask on. He entered me and it was good. Oh so gooooooood'..! - She kissed me all over my body. She smelled of perfume and was dressed in a way that did pleaseth the eye. She was more tender than Gawd'..!

Silly feckers..!

'New Light' - How did they come up with that one? Were they sitting there, reading through lists of past 'sins' from former Jehovah Witnesses, gasping and tutting but secretly getting turned on while playing with themselves? Did they temporarily 'go blind' from orgasm and then see everything in a new light?

How can anyone that briefly pro-creates while feeling disgusted by the act and the shame at not spending more time saving souls, really tell someone else how to love?
New light is the phrase used as a gettout clause for when the people in power in the JW's change a doctrine, it comes from the bible, but its meaning has been highjacked - it was originally meant to mean further explanation building on what is already known. It is this reason that JW's claim their belief system "has never changed" and why they then attack other sects of Christianity for changing doctrine... The JW's are a high control group.

JW confessions are basically interrogations, a person goes before a group of three elders where they are asked every detail of a given "sin". If you are deamed to show repentance, you might get away with a warning, more often then not however, such meetings result in one being written off as "spiritually dead" and as such, no other witness will be allowed to talk to them.
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jo wrote:what do you give your paperboy for christmas, newspapers to recycle?
He can fuck off 'n' all. I read the news online :P
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