danimik wrote:'Ere, watchitmate, I've got long 'air and a leaver jackit, innit. Not got no bike no more - 'er as wot 'as the last word, 'ad the last word on that. Knows a bloke wot got an Ariel wot he dun up hiself in his g'rige. I' hopin' he'll let me 'ave a go on it when the wominfolk is gassin'.
Mindju, my leavers are pre '80 an' me 'air goes back even furver - 'specially now wot it is receding towards the crown. I told 'em vat helmets wos a bad idea...
who's gonna run you 'ome
when you'se pissed
who's gonna nick your tart
when you'se arsed
oh, them wos the days, my fren', we fought they'd never en' we'd sing and dance...
Sorry, interference again. I must get myself another thicker tinfoil skull cap. The rays seem to be getting through this one, and I can't think straight.
Sunglasses and a constant supply of lemon tea Mike. Sorts dodgy accents and weird rays out over a six month period. Well, most accents. I still sound like a mad Irishman and I've been following the tips on the side of the box for ages now. Weird... Mind you, the rays don't get in anymore so can't complain too much
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Just noticed that you only have the one title above your picture Mike (Poet). Would you like this updated? Just say yes and what you want it to say and I'll make it so mate...
cliqtech wrote:
Heh heh, I must have missed it - glad you posted it here ROLFALMAO! I'm a Blunt hater with a passion! I wish his ex missus would come out and make a revenge song, either that or he chokes himself during one of his songs!
Wotcha Cliqtech
Welcome aboard the Good Ship Sensitize where people are people and sheep are accountants. It's true. Unknown to all you decent folk on here, I have a field full of sheep working on money-making schemes and chatting on phones to potential sponsors. Another tactic of their's is to hijack cars and flog them for spare parts. Here's a picture of them at work yesterday:-
They crap all over the place and the racket they make is no-one's business but that said, they still sound better than James Blunt. Oh, how I hate that bloke...
You might be alarmed by this post and think we're all completely bonkers. We're not. No wait. (Coff!) Feck. We are all completely bonkers but still not as mad as Mr. Dave Marmite (spacecadet / Loki's Disciple) on here. He ropes people into comedy threads and turns reality into mayhem. Be advised he's a writer of comic genius the like of which is talked about the length and breadth of t'interweb... Delph's the only sane one among us...
Right. That's enough bollocks outta me. Enjoy yourself mate. Good to see you here
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