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Bill Hicks - Quotes...

Posted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 1:01 pm
by Louis P. Burns aka Lugh
What a wonderful human being:-

Bill Hicks - Quotes...
  • "We are the facilitators of our own creative evolution"...

    "Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves."
Please add your own favourite Bill Hicks' Quotes to this thread...

If you've never heard of this man, then you should:
  • "Go git yourself sum thumbs"...

Originally posted by Jo. Moved to here by Lugh...

Posted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 1:05 pm
by Louis P. Burns aka Lugh
"A lot of Christians wear crosses around their necks. You think when Jesus comes back he ever wants to see a fucking cross? It's like going up to Jackie Onassis wearing a rifle pendant."


or...(I couldn't decide)....

"Here is my final point. About drugs, about alcohol, about pornography and smoking and everything else. What business is it of yours what I do, read, buy, see, say, think, who I fuck, what I take into my body - as long as I do not harm another human being on this planet?"

Posted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 10:10 pm
by Catherine Edmunds
"You ever notice how people who believe in creationism look really unevolved?"

"I was over in Australia, and everyone's like: 'Are you proud to be an American?' And I was like, 'Um, I don't know, I didn't have a lot to do with it. You know, my parents fucked there, that's about all.'"

Posted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 2:40 am
by upstate
"If you are living for tomorrow, you will always be one day behind.
Any organization created out of fear must create fear in order to survive.
A living philosophy is not a belief - it is an act."

Posted: Sat Aug 05, 2006 6:01 pm
by spacecadet
"Drink Coke!"

(this doesn't quite have the same impact without the visual portion of the joke - but if you're a fan you'll know what I mean.)

Posted: Sat Aug 05, 2006 6:09 pm
by Louis P. Burns aka Lugh
spacecadet wrote:"Drink Coke!"

(this doesn't quite have the same impact without the visual portion of the joke - but if you're a fan you'll know what I mean.)
Doesn't it make your throat go numb? :shock:

Posted: Sun Aug 06, 2006 9:45 pm
by spacecadet
When I was young kids would come up to me and say 'my Dad can beat up your Dad', so I'd say 'Yeah? When can he come over?'

Posted: Sun Aug 06, 2006 10:07 pm
by spacecadet
Have you ever masturbated so much that when you cum all that comes out is air? (silence) Is it just me, again?

Posted: Sun Aug 06, 2006 10:15 pm
by Louis P. Burns aka Lugh
“They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort. There is a difference.”